who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

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…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine. Gillian Flynn  (via brigette-rose)

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I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win. My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)

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sunflower field, Yoshiki Fujiwara
He saw her before he saw anything else in the room. F. Scott Fitzgerald, One Interne (via soulsscrawl)

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I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

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