This baby doll.

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

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my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

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Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

That comment…rofl

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That was so beautiful

sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior

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I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you. Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

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