…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine.
Gillian Flynn (via brigette-rose)
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I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)
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5 days ago // 65,044 notes
I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
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